the real slim shady

im just a girl who thinks shes funnier than she really is and has no idea what to do when she grows up even though shes kind of already grown up so fuck her life right
  • cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
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