the real slim shady

im just a girl who thinks shes funnier than she really is and has no idea what to do when she grows up even though shes kind of already grown up so fuck her life right


Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.

(via steezedoutprincess)


—Paper Planes


paper planes || m.i.a.

pirate skulls and bones
sticks and stones and weed and bombs
running when we hit ‘em
lethal poison for the system

(via himynameisjill)